Scott Morrison and the multiverse

Meanwhile, in an alternate but only slightly different dimension: Attorney General Scott Morrison issues a directive for staff to refer to murder victims as “illegal assisted suicides”, orders all law enforcement agencies to cease public reporting of extra-legal killings, deports all recent unlawful encorpsements to pools of boiling mud in New Zealand and immediately announces a 100% drop in the homicide rate.



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